Sunday, March 4, 2001
Damn it all to the nine hells, I am NOT a biSHOUnen. I wish these cackling freaks would get that straight. How the hell did I end up here anyway?
And where in blazes did that funny boy with the smirk and glasses take my Jean Paul Gautier mink to? >_>
--Umeda-sensei
Sunday, March 4, 2001
They want to take my darling partner and me to Hokkaido. And drop us in the same onsen THIS time. XD
...Life Is Good.
--Tsuzuki
Sunday, March 4, 2001
Krad-san, I know EXACTLY how you feel. I guess we just can't help it if the Objects Of Our Affection don't appreciate the drop-dead sexy badasses we are.
I got a new sword yesterday. Wanna come over and see?
--Legato
Friday, March 2, 2001
*groooooooowl*
I broke the last plastic spoon I had. I'm going raving MAD.
-- Syaoran (*garururururururu...*)
Tuesday, February 27, 2001
NOIN~? Maron~~~! I'm going to kill the bastard, really I am. If I can find whatever idiot agreed to possess him, I'll seal him into oblivion! And his little dragon, too!
-- Nagoya Chiaki
Saturday, February 24, 2001
...
My cross is missing.
I took it off to take a shower, and when I came back, it was gone.
I feel rather angry. I can't do my hair right without the damn cross.
... Give. It. Back. XO
-- Krad
Friday, February 23, 2001
KAICHOU! WHERE ARE YOU?! I *know* you're hiding somewhere on campus, and I *know* you're trying to avoid that huge stack of papers on your desk, and I *know* it's gonna involve playing Sherlock Holmes For The Day to dig you out of God Knows Where You Are. Don't make me tell on the Rijichou.
Like I'll believe that note you left on Ijyuin's desk that listed a bunch of names - INCLUDING mine AND Ijyuin's, excuse me - up and then demanded that we round them up by midnight at the central fountain or else we're in for it.
... I'm waaaaaaaaaaiting... *taps fingers against keyboard*
-- Suoh
Monday, February 12, 2001
Dear Gods, you'd think that anyone who has lived as long as Hiiragizawa would have taken singing lessons. O_<;
There he goes again. "TWO STEPS! FORRRWARD~! Two steps~! BAAACK! WE come TOGETHA! Cos OPPPPPPOOOOOOSSSSSITES ATTRACT~!"
I need to get out of here.
--Syaoran
Wednesday, February 7, 2001
...
(Translation: I can't find my coat.)
...
(Translation: I could've sworn it was there just last week.)
...
(Translation: If Okina auctioned it off somewhere...)
...
(Translation: Nah. I bet anything Misao has it.)
...
(Translation: ...)
Could you quit the translations?
(Translation: You're freaking me out.)
...
(Translation: No, really.)
*reaches for kodachi*
(Translation: o_O *runs*)
-- Aoshi
Monday, February 5, 2001
Maron's unhappy with me over something, and I think she's punishing me somehow. She's disappeared somewhere and these girls keep appearing and cackling insanely about cages and rubber spoons.
And my rosary is missing. Maron, is this a hint?
-- Chiaki
Thursday, February 1, 2001
I acknowledge that my dreams aren't quite, well, sweet ones. But the dream I saw last night was just downright CREEPY.
So I'm going about doing my usual peering-at-the-future business that yumemi are expected to do, nothing special. And all of the sudden, there's a rift in the dreamscape, and I find myself blinded by a white light - with someone standing right there. Deja vu, I guess. But.
This girl - whoever she was - looked around, delivered the same "Are? Kore wa watashi no yume ja nai ne" speech, and then proceeded to STARE at me. It was disconcerting.
And it would've been much LESS disconcerting if she hadn't all of the sudden, well, pulled a very [Kamui] smile. A slow, deliberate, evil, "Well looky looky" [Kamui] smile.
I do suppose this is what they mean by saying "I'm completely freaked out"?
-- Kakyou
Friday, January 26, 2001
I normally don't keep track of what's in my kitchen. But recently, I noticed that my silverware is being replaced by sporks. Sporks. Pink sporks with yellow rabbits, sky blue sporks with white clouds, lavender sporks with... blue feathers?... printed on them.
... I suppose I should be paranoid now?
-- Satoshi
Friday, January 26, 2001
When those girls put you in a cage, they make sure you can't call for help from anyone save those in the other cages...
They took away my cellphone. The one that Tomoyo gave me. I thought I'd hidden it well enough that they wouldn't find it, but one of them cackled when I was about to call Sakura on it, and she took it away.
And this spoon is rubber.
-- Syaoran
Sunday, January 21, 2001
Something kinda funny happened today. A whole bunch of giggling girls came by the flower shop. Okay, so normally a whole bunch of giggling girls isn't quite out of nowhere for this particular flower shop, but this particular bunch WASN'T clambering all over the four of us. Rather, they kept snickering and giggling and throwing us weird looks. One of them had a whole keychain full of gold keys, too, if I remember correctly.
I suppose I'm not the only one who's bothered by this. Aya keeps on clutching his katana and hissing "Takatori" every two minutes or so.
And I can't find my goggles.
-- Ken
Friday, January 19, 2001
Dark, I'm not sure what Kleenex can be used for, but I'm sure it isn't good. Have they given you anything that can be used to pick a lock? Rubber spoons just don't work well...
And if you do manage to pick the lock... don't let Hiiragizawa out.
-- Syaoran
Thursday, January 18, 2001
They're plotting something. I just *know* it. It's the way they're running around and snickering to each other and passing boxes of Kleenex between them all. It doesn't help that they're laughing like delusional maniacs whenever these particular gaijin songs are heard.
God DAMNED these steel cages. >_<
-- Dark
Friday, January 12, 2001
I see I'm not the only one with a Cool White Trenchcoat. Seems like there was this guy named Aoshi back in the old days of Japan who ran around (or sat?) with something that looks a *lot* like my gear. Hm. And he likes tea. I think I know someone who likes tea, too. *niko*
Midvalley, quit that leering. I'm saving myself for Knives-sama. Freak...
-- Legato
Thursday, January 11, 2001
Allen-dono, I know just how you feel. My hair is giving me nightmares, too. When I looked in the mirror the other day, I saw white! Yes, white! My hair is turning white! ;_; And the only dye they sell around here is black. But Kaoru-dono has green dye which she says belonged to her great-grandfather. I think green would look better with red, don't you?
I really should cut down on doing the laundry. It's making me look old.
-- Kenshin
Wednesday, January 10, 2001
I ran out of Pantene Pro V. Again. Damned if I can't use a bottle of shampoo for more than two weeks.
*gasp* And loooook, I'm so stressed that I'm getting split ends. SPLIT ENDS! XO~
-- Allen
Friday, January 5, 2001
Is a king never allowed to molt in peace? Honestly... I begin to see why Brother never liked being in the public eye. It makes the process even more irritating.
And if I hear one more word about pillows from Hitomi...
-- Van Fanel
Thursday, December 28, 2000
The cleanup after Christmas is always so fun! Cookies, cake, and leftover turkey and all sorts of other food has to be eaten, and there's always wrapping paper to have fun with. I think that Eriol-san has been planning something, though... all those Christmas bows have disappeared, as has Li-san. And Akizuki-san has been smiling at To-ya and me again.
-- Yukito
Thursday, December 28, 2000
Xiao Lang has been fairly quiet recently. I hope he isn't boring himself... maybe I should take him to go D.D.R. with me. And then challenge him to the hardest level. And then make the machine play the song Sakura-san and Tomoyo-san sang together. Shake that booty~ *_*
-- Eriol.
Tuesday, December 26, 2000
Wolfwood is Looking at me Funny again. Chotto....kowai da yo. *_* I think I'll stick to
punch and avoid beer tonight. Not that I would MIND doing what I THINK he wants to *BLUUSH* do,
but....but....
GYAAAAH! Vash the Stampede likes WOMEEN! I think I'll go pester Meryl in the kitchen
and let her bash some sense into me. <_<
And dammit, I actually think Knives is laughing. Kiss my ass, kyoudai. XO Legato can go
to HELL if he doesn't stop smirking, too~! XO XO
--Vash. I'm straight, really I am.
Tuesday, December 26, 2000
The two insurance girls are throwing a party for New Years. I'm tempted to spike the drinks there just to get me a chance to jump Vashie-kins, but then with the subject being VASH and all, maybe not.
Legato's being creepy again. He'd BETTER stick to Knives and not even THINK about... uhm... Time to go stake out a spare room to keep handy. Heh heh.
-- Wolfwood. I'm a priest, really I am.
Monday, December 25, 2000
Somebody spiked the punch at the party, and now Ashiya is passed out on the bed. I'm feeling a little woozy myself, but I've never seen anyone handle alcohol as badly as Ashiya.
Except for Nakatsu. He tried to glomp Ashiya in a drunken, gibbering state and I kind of hit him on the head. Really hard. I had to take him to the clinic before carrying Ashiya up to the room. I told Umeda that it was an accident, but it didn't look like he believed me. Figures.
Ashiya looks really cute when she's drooling in her sleep. And she kind of has this endearing light snore-- DAMMIT.
...God damn nosebleeds.
-- Sano
Monday, December 25, 2000
Sakura invited me over to her house for Christmas dinner. I should have said no, but I wouldn't have been able to if I had tried. Damn it all. Touya glared at me the whole time and "accidentally" stabbed me with the fork when passing the turkey. Twice.
And HE was there. That smirking ass was trying to play footsies with me the entire meal. The damned fruit. So help me God, if there wasn't a chance of blood getting on Sakura...
Oh hell, now he's singing, the drunken bastard. He still wants me to sit on his lap and tell him what I want for Christmas. I'd rather make out with the stuffed toy.
I'm hiding on the roof. It's fecking cold out here.
-- Syaoran
Sunday, December 24, 2000
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ I looooove Christmas Eve. The feeling of anticipation in the air, Xiao Lang straining at his leash, the panic in his eyes as he realises he still hasn't got anything for Sakura-san.... ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
And THIS year, Christmas is going to be ESPECIALLY fun, because I had five pounds of mistletoe shipped from England. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ Tomoyoooooo-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~! Xiaoooo-Laaaaaang~! <3 <3 <3
Oooh! Mustn't forget Yue's duckie~! XD
-- Eriol
Sunday, December 24, 2000
Tsuzuki, if you do NOT stop sneaking candy canes under my pillow I am going to Hit You.
Hard. And if you want to sing, get your butt outside. My head hurts.
...And if you call me a Grinch one more time you are going to be very. Very. Sorry.
Moron.
--Hisoka
Saturday, December 23, 2000
They're piping carols into my cage.
I'm going mad.
-- Syaoran
Thursday, December 21, 2000
Hiiragizawa has been staring at me with that smirk again. I just hope that whatever he's planning doesn't involve elevators. That's getting irritating.
Maybe they'll eventually give me my ofuda back. Maybe.
-- Syaoran
Thursday, December 21, 2000
Today was fun. To-ya took me to the park and bought me lots of food. I got to eat it all and he kept talking about lots of random things.
Nakuru popped up and said "Hi" to me and then glomped onto To-ya as usual. I'm beginning to think she likes him.
-- Yuki
Thursday, December 21, 2000
NAKURU!! You are one sick puppy! If I see you near me and Yuki again you're really in for it!
-- Touya
Thursday, December 21, 2000
You know what we need in our house? Jell-O! Sure, swimming in a tub of chocolate syrup with To-ya would be fun and all, but something jiggly is needed~ Perhaps I should go buy a couple hundred boxes of Mixed Berry. Blue would really match To-ya's eyes and it tastes great! ^_^ Now... How to get him in?
-- Nakuru <3
Thursday, December 21, 2000
This morning I got really hungry so I went to go raid Eriol's refrigerator. You would not believe how much whipped cream and chocolate sauce he has in there. I was tempted to take the chocolate, but who knows what he had done to it.
Still hungry...
-- Suppi
Thursday, December 21, 2000
I've just discovered an old recipie for hair gel that my father used at some point. I never knew that chocolate syrup and whipped cream could be so useful in a practical sense...
Perhaps Xiao Lang would like some.
-- Eriol
Wednesday, December 20, 2000
I'm beginning to wonder if duckie is lonely with only me and Yue for company.
-- Clow
Wednesday, December 20, 2000
Today we fought Schwartz and Farfello licked me again! He's got to learn to keep his tongue to himself. Of course, not like I'm going to argue with a guy who carries knives and has a history or cutting people with them.
Aya also blew his top just because I woke up late again. Man, he needs to loosen up.
-- Yotan
Wednesday, December 20, 2000
Today I couldn't get Clow away from that duckie. So I went out and happened to bump into Sakura's dad, Fujitaka. He let me in the house and was making Sakura's dinner. We got to talk a lot about stuff not related to duckies which made me happy. Then in the kitchen, he looked at me with those sexy chocolate brown eyes and invited me back tommorow. Should I go? Maybe he'll wear his apron for me again
.
*sigh* Here I am sounding like a ho**y school girl. I hope that he doesn't read this.
-- Yue
Tuesday, December 19, 2000
Today rubber duckie dear was lost! I was so frightened, but luckily I found him in the back alleyway of the McDonald's back in Hong Kong. I wonder how he got there?
-- Clow
Tuesday, December 19, 2000
Once again Clow has spurned my love for him and continually fools around with his "rubber duckie". If I hear any more about that little sqeaky bath toy I'm going to go insane! I'd rather listen to Ruby Moon talk in that fake girly voice
of his and watch him dance around with Suppi.
Perhaps I'll try again tommorow. Whether to try and win his love again or to try and dispose of that annoying toy. I swear that Clow has a homing device for
that thing!
-- Yue
Tuesday, December 19, 2000
Good Lord above, Fuuma's preening again. Someone take that God-forsaken tub of gel away from the freak.
-- Kamui
Tuesday, December 19, 2000
I had a WONDERFUL day today. *niko* First I got Spinel drunk, then I hung over Xiao Lang's cage until he screamed so loud that even Sakura-san's brother took pity on him, and then flirted with Daidouji-san until she kneed me in the groin. She's beginning to like me!
Tommorow: Tease Xiao Lang, explain mistletoe to Daidouji-san, make Christmas dress for Nakuru. Get Yue duckie for Christmas.
Must remember Reddi-Wip. Xiao Lang loves it so much.
-- Eriol
Tuesday, December 19, 2000
Dark went around trying to kiss every girl he saw last night. And he thinks he has troubles.
The worst part was that one of the girls was Riku-san. The good Lord only knows what she thinks now. O_<
On the bright side, Dad was here today. Mom went insane, as usual. And she made Dark a new outfit, God help me.
-- Daisuke
Monday, December 18, 2000
I feel your pain. One of them Damned Maniacs took Krad in as a pupil and now he's leering at me every half a second.
I want out.
-- Dark
Monday, December 18, 2000
Hiiragizawa after me, all day today. Dear God, what have I done to deserve this.
Still stuck in cage. I think they gave me a real metal spoon.
-- Syaoran
