Thursday, April 25, 2002
Mission: Karaoke Contest has failed. They decided that they couldn't make up their minds and so... no-one was let out.
Is it just me, or are these cages getting a bit crowded? I think I... I did. >.> Dad's arrived. Pretend not to see him.
-- Nagoya Chiaki
Wednesday, April 17, 2002
This is a very strange place. o_o; There are cages here, and I am in one of them.
*brightens*
Hey, there's my son in one of them over there! CHIIIIAAAAAKIIIIIII-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~~!
*waves frantically*
Odd, he's sitting in the corner of his cage and refusing to look around. Hmm.
-- Nagoya Kaiki
Wednesday, April 17, 2002
I died. Why didn't anybody tell me that Hiro was straight before I let him defeat me?
Apparently, changing sides at the last minute wasn't enough to keep me out of Hell. A bunch of giggly girls have me confined to a cage, and they keep whispering as they pass by. Spotted one of Hiro's do-gooder friends in one of the other cages, wearing a mask. This is all very strange; I expected Hell to be more like something Zophar would think up. I don't think this is what he had in mind.
-- Magic Emperor Ghaleon
Sunday, March 17, 2002
I'm in this cage, and they're crowded around it and squealing at me, and asking me to use my Grizzle Sword attack, and muttering my attack phrases under their breath and giggling. I don't think there's anything funny about my attack phrases. "Discipline feels good!" is a suitable thing to say when smiting evildoers!
-- Leo Mystere
Friday, September 7, 2001
I'd offer to trade myself over for Tenshou, the poor traumatized boy, but unfortunately I'm sitting in the cage right across him and Oyaji's. >_> I wonder what Mom has to say about this.
No, you people are NOT gonna 'happily chew on Tenshou' when he grows up 'cos he's a Kou male, too' - over my dead body.
... Uhm, wait a sec...
-- Kou Tenka
Monday, August 13, 2001
I didn't think it was possible, but they've gotten worse.
I woke up this morning, and the walls had been plastered with pictures they must have ripped out of Victoria Secret and Playgirl and I think a few Gundam Wing doujinshi. The heads of the models had been replaced with photo cutouts of Yuki's. Some of the pictures had... instructions... scribbled on the corners. And now they've raised the bars seperating Yuki's cage from mine. o_o
Not that I mind getting, er, quality time with Yuki, but it's difficult to concentrate when they've set up flashbulbs and tripods outside the cage and a few of them are carrying camcorders.
Besides, my DAD is trapped in a cage about six feet away.
--Kinomoto Touya
Saturday, August 11, 2001
...I don't think I REALLY want to know why I'm in a cage. Or why Youzen is bound and gagged in the cage next to mine, or why some creepy onna-tachi are explaining to me that they usually aren't violent and it was only because he refused to wear the electric blue bikini they bought him. Not that I'd seriously mind seeing Youzen in a bikini or anything, but *KOFF* that isn't the point here. And Suupu is actually being manipulated by them, the traitor. XO
And I'll have THEM know my waist isn't half as slenderly fragile as it looks. It's stronger than Shirou-san's, anyway. XO
-- Taikoubou
Monday, August 6, 2001
Xiao Lang! XO You wound me so! Modesty aside, I think I'll make a very sexy parade leader. I am immensely talented in baton-twirling and New York! New York! hopping and I look good in short sequined USA flag-patterned skirts. XD XD And can't you just see me marching to the beat of your druuuuum?
-- Eriol (shake that bum-bum! 3> 3>)
Monday, August 6, 2001
What's all this talk of saving the world for them? We should think about saving the world (and ourselves) _from_ their maniac lecherous clutches, dork boy.
-- Syaoran (who thinks the guy with the weird shades and godawful spiky hair should just cut off dork boy's pretty angsting head and lead the parade--on second thought, Spiky Shades Guy leers like Hiiragizawa and you don't want someone like Hiiragizawa leading parades so scratch that PLEASE)
Monday, August 6, 2001
One of those horrid cackling females just threatened to shove a backbone up my--my--bottom. XO XO First they cage me, then they force me to watch Fuuma-porn movies and now they want to diddle with my anatomy. Subaru-kun likes my spine as it is, thank you very much.
And they actually want _me_ to save the world for them! Ingrates.
-- Kamui (come to think of it, I need a back massage)
Sunday, August 5, 2001
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ Ah, I do so love the weather. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ It's breezy and nice and pretty. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ Perfect weather for a picnic... ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ And I'm a bit tired cos I had to outrun a howling bunch of people ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ but I think they're gone now. I must have been too fast for them. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Maybe I should pay a visit to Himura-san and see how he's faring. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
-- Soujirou ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Wednesday, August 1, 2001
...... This . . . person . . . keeps groping me. In unmentionable places. O_o;;; I don't know WHY - she just giggles like a madwoman and tells me I don't need to know. All she'll say is that I'm so goddamned CUTE in akuma form. O__o;;; I want OUT of this cage.
Momo-pii . . . save me . . .
-- Fuuma Yousuke
Thursday, July 26, 2001
... I can't believe they're pampering Koutenken, cooing over him that he's such a 'pretty fluffy white cute DOGGIE!'. And I absolutely refuse to believe that Koutenken seems to be ENJOYING this. While his owner is shut in a CAGE. With no way OUT.
¬¬ You people are SO not calling my Sansentou the Badass Pitchfork of Doom.
-- Youzen
Tuesday, July 24, 2001
They would have died for prying open Alseides, gassing me and locking me up. (How did they manage to dodge the metal claws in the first place?)
They would have died for covering this cell with Van paraphenalia. Van posters, Van plushies, Van... sheets
They would have died for squealing every time I curse them with, 'Moero, Moero!'
They would have died for threatening to 'Move me to the bishoujo section if you get too uppity', and requesting Two Mix songs, whatever /that's/ supposed to mean.
But for confiscating my lighter?
They will die a slow, agonizing death as the flesh melts off their bones.
...once they give me back my flame-thrower.
--Dilandau Albatou
Tuesday, July 24, 2001
Fangirls-dono... I don't want to sing, really I don't. But I'd like to be able to leave... Kaoru-dono is probably ruining the laundry right now, de gozaru.
-- Kenshin
Saturday, July 21, 2001
.....
I refuse to /entertain/ the thought of sacrificing my dignity for the pleasure of a herd of giggling twits. Any more than necessary, that is.
Especially the ones who keep shoving 'The Gathering' sheet music in front of me and cooing, 'Clow'll simply mee~eelt!"
A few of them has mentioned something about a disco ball and mandatory feather boas.
I wonder if I can bribe Keroberos into helping me escape.
--Yue
Thursday, July 19, 2001
I was waiting my turn for the contest, and got knocked out from behind. And I woke up. Wearing a pink. Wedding. Dress.
With a song called "Yume Miru Ai Tenshi" playing next to me, with a picture of Tsuzuki taped to the player.
...hell if I'm singing about spinning dreams and tears turning into rainbows and wedding bells singing.
If they're going to force me to, then it's not worth it. And I suspect that the Hokkaidou pair are involved with the fangirls, and thus responsible for this torture. >_>;
--Kurosaki Hisoka
Thursday, July 19, 2001
The fangirls have gathered and are sitting in plush chairs. They have popcorn. They have installed a karaoke machine. And they say that the one who sings the best shall be released.
...it isn't the singing that worries me, it's how bloody this'll get. The things I'm forced to do, to escape from his hell and return to Maron...yooooosh. XD
--Nagoya Chiaki
Thursday, July 19, 2001
They've made plushies. Or they've bought them somewhere. They are waving one in particular in front of my cage and asking, "Oh, don't you want this oooonnnee?" Especially that one girl who keeps cackling to herself about wings and molting.
But that Hitomi plushie does look awfully nic-
This is bad. They have a fetish for guys with wings. I'll never escape.
-- Van Fanel
Wednesday, July 18, 2001
... -O_O- That same young lady is still sitting in front of my cage and staring at me, and she's been joined by three or four others. -O_O- Nadeshiko-san says I should be flattered, but I don't know about that. Hiigawaza-kun seems to have the run of the place. Maybe he knows when I'm to be released? -O_O-
-- Kinomoto Fujitaka
