Monday, July 16, 2001
...

Youzen. Stop looking at me like that. I'm warning you - you need to learn how to properly respect your suusu. XO

What is this, are *they* giving you free trips to the hair & beauty salon in exchange for giving me weird looks? Shoo! Scuttle along now! Bye!

... *bawls* I'm going insane.

-- Taikoubou -.-

Sunday, July 8, 2001
Na, Inuyasha, aren't you enjoying the admiring stares of such pretty ladies? And none of them have slapped me yet!

One of them will be willing to have my child, I'm sure.

-- Miroku (-sama)

Sunday, July 8, 2001
SYDNEY! O_O

What are you doing pinching the Riskbreaker? XO That's not FAIR! Here I am following you SLAVISHLY, yes SLAVISHLY, and taking care of that MUTE BRAT and that NOT MUTE female, and you NEVER pinch my ass!

*sulks*

-- John Hardin

Sunday, July 8, 2001
I'm not the one who dressed you in assless shorts, Riskbreaker. You did that all by yourself.

-- Sydney Losstarot

Sunday, July 8, 2001
Damnit, it's bad enough that I'm stuck in this cage, but Sydney keeps pinching my ass every time he walks by.

-- Ashley Riot

Saturday, July 7, 2001
MY NAME IS NOT FLUFFY. I AM NOT THE NEIGHBORHOOD PUPPY. Don't even TOUCH that collar, I'M NOT WEARING IT, DAMN YOU ALL.

-- Inu Yasha (GRR!)

Tuesday, July 3, 2001
I /thought/ I was safe, because my fangirl doesn't do the cage thing. At least, that's what the girl behind the front desk said. (Then again, she also said it would be quiet.) So how come I woke up in here this morning, and why is Sydney looking at me like that? I don't like the way he's watching me...

-- Ashley Riot

Friday, June 29, 2001

O.o? Me?

-- Yukito

Friday, June 29, 2001
They kidnapped me! K disappeared and I didn't know what to do because they were fans and you have to be nice to fans, 'specially girls, and they hauled me here and I can't get oouuuuuttt~!!!

YUUUUUUUUUUUKKIIIIIII~~~!!!

-- Shuuichi

Monday, June 25, 2001
YAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

--syaoran

Saturday, June 23, 2001
Why is it that my other half gets something to occupy his time, while I just get to leer at my darling relative? Not, mind, that this isn't amusing enough (*leers*), but it would be fun to sew Xiao Lang some cute outfits.

Anything to please my jailers...

-- Eriol

Friday, June 22, 2001
...... -O_O-;;; I have been kidnapped. By a bunch of girls not much older than Touya-kun. They stuck me in a cage and made me wear a cocktail apron not much larger than a textbook. -O_O-;; And there is Sakura-san's good friend Li-kun, in a cage across from mine, sawing with a . . . plastic spork?

One of those girls is just standing in front of my cage and giggling manically about how I "should have known better" and that it was just "a matter of time". -O_O-;;;;;;;;;;

.... It looks like my cage has a kitchen, a sewing machine, and a vacuum! May as well do something while I'm here, I guess . . .

-- Kinomoto Fujitaka -O_O-

Friday, June 22, 2001
O_O *glances at K&K*

Holy CRAP, the freak is SPAWNING!!! XO The world only needs ONE of you, Kradders.

LET ME OUT. *rattles cage*

-- Dark

Friday, June 22, 2001
You have a gun. I have my cross. There happens to be a considerable difference between us.

Though, if I do say so myself, we look good. Perchance... *eyes fangirls* Ah. Never mind...

-- Krad

Thursday, June 21, 2001
*stares at Krad*

*stares at Fangirl Holding The Holy Gr-... The Key Ring*

*stares at Krad again*

... I didn't know you guys did cloning services as well? O_O;

-- K, Interrupted =_=

Monday, June 18, 2001
>.> Being sparkled at and cooed over and being told, "Oh, why did you HAVE to cut your haaaaaaiiir~! It was so PRETTY~! Fin would've lived!" while being stuck in, of ALL the damned things, a BIRDCAGE...

... Noin must be getting his revenge. Or Silk.

-- Access Time

Wednesday, June 13, 2001
About hair...I made the mistake of asking Ken what kind of shampoo he used to make his hair so shiny and healthy-looking.

He somehow located a bottle of the stuff, and has been humming this little tune all day. Staring at me, with that predatory kaizer look in his eyes. And every once in a while, he'll creep up and hiss in my ear, "Do you have the urge to herbal, Motomiyaaaaa?"

I'm scared. And the 'Nee-chan-like girls are just cackling at us outside our cage.

I want out.

--Motomiya Daisuke

Friday, June 8, 2001
. . . .

Aniki is ignoring me. I don't like this. I must do something about that Takumi person. >< I'd go work on the car, but I've been locked up in a cage, with four or five . . . people . . . looking at me. O_O;;;

-- Keisuke

Saturday, June 2, 2001
Oh, he does, Shindou-san, he most CERTAINLY does. *kira kira* XD

And Kleenex, feck. Help yourself to the paper towels. *kira kira kira* XD

-- Touma

Saturday, June 2, 2001
Hair? I can relate to that since I cut my ponytail off. Damn Hiroshi still keeps on stealing my conditioner, too.

And it's not MY fault I recently found out Yuki sleeps in the buff when the weather's hot...um...anyone have a Kleenex to spare?

--Shuuichi

Wednesday, May 30, 2001
... C wHat youu mean. tieed up in aproN. not comfy. dai ki sleepiNg. thiNk is drugged. not happy... not free.

-- Nakatsu

Wednesday, May 30, 2001
~_~ I wouldn't say 'anything' if I were you. Really. =_=;

-- Syaoran

Tuesday, May 29, 2001
Oh Geez! I'll do anything to get out! Anything~ When I got captured it was cool that they let Daiki stay in the same cell with me... BUT THE YOGA HAS TO STOP!!

-- Nakatsu

Tuesday, May 22, 2001
Dark-dono, Krad-dono, you could always ask Fangirls-dono to cut your hair for you. From the looks I get, I am quite sure that Fangirls-dono would keep every single lock they cut, de gozaru.

-- Himura Kenshin (Oroooo...)

Monday, May 21, 2001
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HAIR. At least MY hair doesn't look like I took a pair of dull hedgeclippers to it, not mentioning any names DARK MOUSY.

--Krad

Monday, May 21, 2001
Anyone who uses a sharpened cross that's attached to their HAIR, for gossakes, is not the best (or safest) person to toy with.

Ever think there's a reason I don't play with you at times?

-- Dark

Sunday, May 20, 2001
*sulks*

Dark won't play with me.

It's not fair.

--Krad

what are the bishonen diaries?
Don't ask.

why?
Don't ask that either. Know only that it involves lots of fangirls and their screaming determination to Have Fun with the purty bois they love. Fun being a relative term, of course.

who's responsible for this?
If you don't know, they don't have to kill you.

which bishounen post?
Usually Syaoran/Clow/Eriol from Card Captor Sakura, Dark, Daisuke and sometimes Satoshi from D N Angel, and Kamui from X. This is not a complete list.

Will also include various prettyboys from Trigun, Yami no Matsuei, and any other series that catch our eyes.

Past insanity